every class is art class if you dont care enough
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
(Source: guy, via wickyelham)
My Wedding Speech
I'm in love with this guy so much. He's so handsome and cute. He's crazy and weird. He's funny. He's talented and when I'm sad or angry he can always cheer me up.
But unfortunately I can't marry Michael Clifford so I'm stuck with this little shit
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying